Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9.
Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A: A tuba toothpaste.
Pizza really great guy!
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet.
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school.
Interrupting, squawking parrot.
Interrupting, squawking parr-
Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?
Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!
Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
A: Because they might peel!
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
After many years, a prisoner is finally released.
He runs around yelling, “I’m free! I’m free!”
A little kid walks up to him and says, “So what? I’m 4.”
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it.
Q: Which flower talks the most?
A: Tulips, of course, because they have two lips!
Q: A man arrived in a small town on Friday. He stayed for two days and left on Friday. How is this possible?
A: His horse’s name is Friday!
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go “moo!”
Q: What did 0 say to 8?
A: Nice belt!
Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
A: You’re a fun guy [fungi].
Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby?
A: He was a little hoarse.